Bespoke Dining Tables. Designed to be More Than Ordinary.
We design dining tables that stop people in their tracks. Not because we follow the rules - because we don't.
We Read the Rulebook. Then Put It Down.
While everyone else reaches for the same materials, the same shapes, the same safe choices, we look elsewhere. We take what others ignore and make it extraordinary. Every top, every leg, every detail designed to be genuinely unlike anything else.
No stock choices. No compromises. No safe choices dressed up as bespoke.
Every bespoke dining table is made to measure, for one person, one room, one home. We do this so that every time you walk into your dining room you feel something - that quiet, unmistakable satisfaction of owning something truly original. Something worth gathering around. Something people ask about.
Why Design & Irony?
Talk to Tim. He's a designer, not a salesman.
No sales team. No script. Just Tim - the designer who drew these tables, chose the materials, and will see yours through to your door.
Tell him what you're after and he'll tell you honestly what will work, what won't, and what he'd do instead. Sometimes that means saying Design & Irony isn't the right fit, and explaining why.
That conversation is part of what you're buying.
Book a design conversationRarer than they should be.
HOW IT WORKS
Bespoke or Fully Bespoke?
Adjust one of ours, or start from a blank sheet.
Bespoke
Start from one of our designs and make it yours. Size, material, colour, finish - all agreed with you.
Fully Bespoke
For those who want to design a table from scratch, shape,size, legs materials, colour, finish - all yours to decide
The Tables
Your dimensions. Your finish. Your home. Browse the styles below - then tell us exactly what you want.
