Unique and customised to you.
Every table starts with what you have in mind, not a fixed form. Tell us what you're after — by phone, message or email, whichever suits you — and we'll work through it together.
Bespoke means starting from one of our designs and making it yours. Size, material, colour, finish — all agreed with you.
STEP 1.
Choose your table style
STEP 2.
Choose your size
Every table has its own standard sizes — you'll find them listed on that table's own page.
If you'd like a different length, depth or height, get in touch with us first. We'll check it's possible, agree the price, and send a pro-forma for you to approve before anything is made.
Not sure what size suits your room?
Standard dimensions are:
H x W x D (cms)
77 x 120 x 90 - 4 Adults
77 x 150 x 90 - 4-6 Adults
77 x 180 x 90 - 6 Adults
77 x 210 x 90 - 6-8 Adults
7 x 240 x 90 - 8 Adults
77 x 300 x 90 - 8-10 Adults

Or you can tweak any of the dimensions to suit your needs!
STEP 3.
Pick your top material
Your top comes in birch, poplar, or meranti ply. Full detail on choosing between them can be found in our guide to choosing the perfect material.
On our all-ply range, this same ply choice runs through the legs and frame too — the whole table made from one material, top to bottom.
If you'd like a mix of plys — across a whole all-ply table, or just in the top — just let us know. We can do it.

Birch Ply
Premium, with a natural Scandinavian look

Poplar Ply
Our most versatile option: smooth, strong, and great for any setting

Meranti Ply
Ideal for humid spaces or outdoor use

Meranti Stingray
Instead of a square edge, Stingray tapers the underside, leaving a thin, rounded lip.
STEP 4.
Choose your leg finish
Full detail on every colour and finish can be found at Colours & Finishes.
PAINTED LEGS
Choose your colour — any shade, any brand you like. Or if there's a specific colour you'd like us to match, just let us know and we'll tell you if it can be done.
STAINLESS STEEL LEGS
Brushed is standard. Polished, powder coated, and spray painted finishes are available on request — please get in touch for what's possible, colours and price.

STEP 5.
Pick your corners
Want a different frame depth, or any other adjustment? Just ask — most adjustments cost nothing extra.

Square

5mm

10mm

25mm
Any other bespoke requirements?
There's often something more specific in mind than what's listed here — a shallower frame, different leg proportions, an extension, a different overhang, an unusual shape for an awkward space, or something else entirely. Talk to us. We're always willing to work out what's possible.
Not sure what's right for you? Contact Tim — he's happy to talk it through before you order.
What happens next
We start on materials as soon as your order's confirmed — most tables take 8–10 weeks, start to finish.
Paint and finish are some of the last things we do, so there's no rush to decide those straight away. As we get close to finished, we'll be in touch to agree delivery.
Matching benches are available too — just ask when you order.
Not quite what you had in mind? That's what Fully Bespoke is for — starting from nothing, built entirely around you.
FAQ
Can I speak to someone before I order?
Of course. If you’d like help choosing your size, finish or materials, you can book a design conversation or email Tim at tim@designandirony.co.uk
How long will it take to receive my table?
Every table is made to order. From build to delivery, the process takes 8-12 weeks. We’ll keep you updated every step of the way.
Can I choose the exact size of my table?
Yes! Our tables are made to fit your space. Simply enter your preferred width and depth, and we’ll craft your table to match.
Can I customise the colour of the frame?
Absolutely. Choose from our standard palette or enter a custom paint colour at checkout. We use high-quality paint that’s made to endure.
Are the tables delivered fully assembled?
Yes, no flat-packs here! Your table arrives fully assembled, ready to use.
Do you offer matching benches?
Yes, many of our customers order custom benches to match their table design. You’ll see this option when configuring your table.
Do you deliver nationwide?
Yes, we deliver across the UK mainland. Shipping costs are calculated at checkout.





















